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Monday, November 21, 2016

Got to Love 'em

Facing some surgery tomorrow, my Idaho fly fishing friends are trying to lift my spirits:


And lastly:

"Subject: Speak Clearly...
 
Archie is lying in a hospital bed, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.


“Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”

Through his mask, Archie struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles,
the nurse overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.


She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, sir. They look fine.”

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
“Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:


Are – my – test – results – back?”
 
Hard takes, tight lines, screaming reels and for the love of Idaho fly fishing.
 
 

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