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Saturday, May 6, 2017

Idaho Fly Fishermen - Cute!

fly fish Idaho; flies fishing; fly fishing; fly fishing equipment; fishing flies; fishing gear; trout flies; salmon flies; fly fishing Idaho; flies for sale; Idaho fly fishing; flyfishing flies; fishing flysAnother good one courtesy of a crazy Idaho Fly Fisher Association member.

Q:       Where can single Idaho fly fishermen over the age of 70 find younger women who are interested in them?
A:       Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q:       What can an Idaho fly fisherman do while his wife is going through menopause?
A:       Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.

Q:       Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true? Where can it be found?
A:       Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt  ...."

Q:       How can you increase the heart rate of your over-70 year-old Idaho fly fisherman husband?
A:       Tell him you're pregnant.

Q:       How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A:       Take off your glasses.

fly fish Idaho; flies fishing; fly fishing; fly fishing equipment; fishing flies; fishing gear; trout flies; salmon flies; fly fishing Idaho; flies for sale; Idaho fly fishing; flyfishing flies; fishing flysQ:       Seriously! What can the Idaho fly fisherman's wife do for those crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my her face and neck?
A:       Tell her to go braless. It will usually pull them out. THEN DROP YOUR FLY ROD AND RUN LIKE HELL!

Q:       Why should a 70-plus year old Idaho fly fishermen use valet parking?
A:       Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q:       Is it common for the 70-plus year old Idaho fly fishermen  to have problems with  short term memory storage?
A:       Yes! Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is the problem.

Q:       As Idaho fly fishermen age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:       Yes, but usually only in the afternoon.
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Hard takes, tight lines, screaming reels and good luck with old age.

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